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K-Pop Demon Hunters Laryngitis Cure
If you have a daughter between the age of 4-7 there’s a good chance you’ve seen the 2026 Academy Award winning movie, K-Pop Demon Hunters. I’ve seen (part of) it many times.
For those who haven’t, it’s about a group of adorable, young, female K-Pop stars—by all appearances as big and famous as Taylor Swift—whose side gig is to periodically battle and destroy a species of underworld demons. I like to joke to my wife to imagine if Taylor or Beyonce moonlighted as fierce, violent warriors. Childhood is fantastic.
The hook is that the group’s lead, Rumi, is secretly half-demon. As a result, parts of her body are covered in constitutional skin patterns that she shamefully conceals from her best friends and the world. Early in the movie, near the peak of her success (which somehow promises to help finally eradicate the demon realm) she begins to intermittently experience bouts of laryngitis that are supposedly due to her heritage—not her career. As outlined by Mayo Clinic, this is an extremely common symptom and challenge for singers, most of whom have no demon blood. Desperate for a resolution, her friend and bandmate, Zoe, refers her to a local “healer” in town.
I have been an acupuncturist and Chinese medicine clinician in New York for thirteen years. Herbal medicine is a huge part of my practice. I teach it at Pacific College of Health and Sciences and Virginia University of Integrative Medicine, and study Chinese medical texts every night. However, I frequently feel like the polarizing charge around the Covid vaccine during the pandemic has, in the minds of the “science is real” crowd, given us a bad, or at least an inadequate rap.
The local “healer” Rumi goes to ends up personifying many modern stereotypes about alternative medicine. His personality is kooky. On one hand, he can accurately “see through” each of Rumi’s friends, Mira and Zoe, into their souls, and tell them things about themselves they were barely aware of. On the other hand, he turns out to be a charlatan when they later peel away the label from the herbal potion he gives Rumi, revealing it to be grape juice.
I was fine with the idea of Taylor Swift and Beyonce working days as demon slayers, even with the proposed etiology of Rumi’s laryngitis being her demon heritage, as opposed to the more scientifically logical one of being a singer. But I must take exception to us (Eastern) herbalists being consistently portrayed as quacks—not to mention a contradictory one in this case, where said charlatan concurrently possesses a very impressive psychic intuition.
Chinese medicine is not inherently opposed to western medicine. Many generations ago, Chinese medicine doctors once crushed up smallpox scabs to then blow up the noses of people with the intention of inoculation. Most Chinese hospitals of our present generation contain and administer both western pharmaceuticals and Chinese herbs equally, sans contentious ego, depending on what they deem the best option for a patient. I’m confident if any layperson or doctor were to read the medical texts I do or listen to the scholars I do, they would see that those of us who study diligently think every bit as critically as MD’s—that the majority of us are neither frauds nor “insta-famous,” and we can diagnose as well as any internal paradigm.
For what it’s worth, if Rumi’s voice problems were due more to her professional career, Chinese medicine has a lot to offer.
Our throats and voices derive functional fluids from our stomachs, which means singers are logically prone to dehydrating the digestive enzymes and healthy mucosal fluids of their microbiome. There are many ways to approach, depending on each patient’s unique body type.
If they are prone to general weakness and/or being thirsty for warm drinks Chinese or American ginseng can help. If they tend to low blood pressure and these same symptoms one might consider high doses of licorice, prepared with honey if they tend to feel more sensitive to cold, unprepared if more sensitive to heat. If they tend to nausea, sinus congestion, and/or a lack of thirst for water, pinellia root may help. If there is pain in the chest and phlegm in the throat, platycodi root can. There is also a classical formula from the Han Dynasty, “Jie Geng Tang,” which contains platycodi and licorice, a presentation no doubt combining phlegm trapped in the chest preventing functional fluids from reaching the throat.
Rumi would also be well advised to minimize the kimchi, as from a Chinese medical perspective both raw and spicy foods may cause vasoconstriction in the throat, the latter of which additionally dries out stomach fluids. Conversely, she should double down on the ramen and white rice, as “geng mi,” or rice can help generate stomach fluids.
I have no knowledge of herbal medicine or acupuncture reversing demon blood, but we can absolutely treat laryngitis, pharyngitis, and a whole host of chronic internal conditions. I am yet to meet a colleague with true psychic powers who can see through to patients’ souls, nor to know one who attempts to pass of grape juice as medicine.
Spring Scholarship for Free Acupuncture!
It’s that time again! As the winter term comes to a close, a friendly reminder of my quarterly offer of free weekly acupuncture sessions to any one patient who cannot otherwise afford treatment. Please let me know if you, a friend, or family member would be a good candidate to allow me to give back.
As always, stipulations include a relative lack of resources (on the honor system), plus an ability to come on Fridays in the late morning or early afternoon when I have more office space available.
I have been fortunate enough to have a patient base that is generally kind, complimentary, and forgiving of my shortcomings, but I’d also like to take this opportunity to request any constructive criticism or feedback on either my space or treatments. Even if it is something seemingly menial, such as pillow comfort or temperature in the treatment room, if you’ve thought it somebody else probably has as well, and all parties would benefit from your honesty. As clinicians, I believe it is as important to accept such reporting as it is to remain true to our fundamental philosophy and approach.
Happy upcoming spring solstice! If you have trouble waking up in the morning, ’tis the season for acrid and spicier foods to encourage the seasonally organic upward movement of blood and neuro-chemicals. If you tend to wake up too early or feel generally over-stimulated ’tis the season for more sweet foods, such as steak and rice, to mitigate their surge. Refined sugar also works in the short-term, but obviously leaves inflammation in its wake, which leads to perpetually more aggravated surges, henceforth more dependency on sugar!
My favorite bit from James Clear this week:
“The modern world is optimized for convenience, not improvement.
The default path is usually the more convenient path. And I get it. Who wants their days to be a pain in the neck? I like sitting in air-conditioned rooms and watching my favorite shows too.
But the body and mind only grow when placed under a stimulus. If you want improvement, you have to choose something different than convenience.
It can be lovely to have a day where you do not push yourself, but it rarely works out well if you have a life where you do not push yourself.”
Is it Safe to Go Running Outside Now?
And suddenly it’s 70 degrees… The days are longer and next week everyone comes into the clinic with either sudden onset colds or aches and pains. Why?
Yesterday while driving around my South Orange/Maplewood community I saw so many runners out in the streets, I would have thought a local race was going on if I hadn’t known better. It’s nice to be hyped for the warmth and sunlight, but smart to also not be the guy/girl who can’t wait to shed layers of clothing and allow the cozy but still crisp air of March to penetrate their surface through open beads of perspiration, thereby getting trapped at the body’s immunological layer, finding its way most proximally either to the lungs or the muscles. About half the runners I saw had sweaty arms and/or shoulders exposed, and if they’re not sick or especially sore in the next few days, well… good for them.
Throughout winter our “Yang Qi,” or immunological substances and anti-inflammatory chemicals nest mostly at the surface of the body, warding off cold temperatures and strong winds, and making shoveling many pounds of snow that much more exhausting, as we generally feel more energized when it is our metabolic layer, not surface, that is replete with “Yang.”
While east coast temperatures are poetically as bipolar as the default psyche of its inhabitants, suddenly jumping from 20 to 60 degrees in the span of a few days, our Yang Qi doesn’t move so quickly, especially as we get up there in years. Instead, in response to consistently warm temperatures it moves gradually from the surface, luring us into the illusory feeling that summer, if not at least spring has arrived, and we can store all the scarves, hoodies, and jackets away for the foreseeable forecast. This is false.
When open sweat pores come into contact with a breeze, the breeze bypasses the dermis. In winter or on the heels of winter cool winds are met by the immunological substances that have been subleasing space there for quite some time. They recognize one another as the enemy and battle ensues. This battle may manifest as something as simple as suddenly unusual neck or shoulder pain, or worse, they choose the immune system’s favorite organ as a battle ground, and there is cough or congestion.
Chinese medicine’s most referential text, The Yellow Emperor’s Inner Classic, clearly outlines a physiological pattern of (cold) air penetrating open sweat pores, thereby trapping fluid retention at the surface layer, which spends years trying to escape, manifesting in yellow or oily sweat that consistently stains (white) clothing, then followed years later with arthritis or other joint pains. Often considered an “astragalus pattern,” it can be treated by various herbal formulas with astragalus, or “Huang Qi” as their chief ingredient, working by transporting functional gases from the microbiome to the surface with the intention of ridding the latter of said inflammation.
This doesn’t mean be ridiculous. Enjoy the week! No need for winter coats, hats, and gloves. But scarves are a good idea, as are sweatshirts if you can handle it, and other sweater weather type attire, even if the literal number on the map suggests otherwise.
Herbal Profile: Chi Xiao Dou (Adzuki Beans)!
In Mexico black or refried beans are most popular. Caribbeans eat black peas, Indians more lentils, and of course Americans prefer the sweetest of all, baked beans. In China though, adzuki beans are more than just a delicacy—they are an important ingredient in our classical pharmacopeia, often used to treat conditions of the intestines or skin, the latter frequently manifesting pathologies of the former, thereby informing us of the underlying pattern.
For example, while redness around the forehead points to suspected biofilms of the intestines, acne that falls more around the jawline, chest, or upper back suggests biofilms of the stomach. Chi Xiao Dou, or Adzuki Bean, can be used to treat either, provided it is appropriately dosed within the context of an accurate holistic formula. It is also useful for eliminating or minimizing liver spots, pus accumulation around the eyes, and other random skin discolorations.
Listed in our texts as sweet, sour, and neutral in properties, its neutrality allows it to diffuse dampness in the body that is either cold/inhibitory or hot/excitatory in nature. Its sweetness encourages the body to generate a healthy amount of fluids, and its astringency obviously helps our body to hold that which is leaking, or sinking. It is said to gently promote blood circulation between the bowels and the skin layer.
This might explain why it comprises half of the formula, Dang Gui Chi Xiao Dou Tang, most commonly prescribed to treat certain types of hemorrhoids and skin issues around the buttocks.
If the shoe doesn’t fit—that is if this formula does not fit your pattern, but you still suffer with chronic hemorrhoids, it is advisable to regularly consume adzuki beans with your meals to take advantage of its biofilm dissolving properties. By relieving intestinal vessels of inflammation this should take pressure off of the rectum.
Adzuki beans go well with rice and/or Latin or Asian dishes, also within rice congees plus a boiled egg, providing additional protein to an otherwise dish of just white rice. If you don’t love the taste as much you can also do what I do for my daughter, which is mix the adzuki beans with baked beans as a side dish on hamburger and hotdog nights.
To treat skin conditions Chi Xiao Dou is generally paired one way or the other:
- With the aforementioned, Dang Gui to not only help to generate red and white blood cells, but also to courier them to the surface to nourish and lubricate the skin.
- With more bitter, inhibitory, heat clearing medicinals, such as rehmannia root to mitigate the body’s inflammatory response, known to flare upwards in the form of jawline or upper back acne (“Backnee”).
If you think adzuki beans might help you or a loved one reach out—or just go to the store, purchase, and cook them up! Preferably organic, as inorganic legumes can be particularly vulnerable to chemicals and pesticides. Any recipe or preparation questions, let me know!
Alternative Acne Treatments
Acne has many faces. Why does it land on us? Our faces and backs, upper or lower back? Why for some of us is it itchy, while not for others? For some it is painful. Some women get flares on their cycle, or just after. Why?
The Jue Yin-Yang Ming mechanism is one of the most important connections in Chinese medicine. It dictates that our body must have enough healthy fluids and inhibitory substances in reserve, such as estrogen, dopamine, etc., to mitigate inflammatory heat from flaring upward in the body, whether vertically up (to the face and head) or simply upwards from the “organ layer” to the skin.
For those not prone to “heat pathologies” (approximately half the population) this “flare” will likely manifest in different ways—if it does so dermatologically the skin is less likely to be red and/or angry.
If you’re like myself the skin is likely to turn red. If there is itchiness it indicates damp fluid retention (often sebum oil) trapped on the surface—the itching being its attempt to vent (follicular hyper-keratinization)—and/or some central nervous system dysregulation, i.e. a potential stress component. The reason scratching ultimately makes things worse is because the manual aggression ends up pushing the fluid retention a tad bit deeper beneath the surface, no doubt to resurface soon thereafter. Although scratching to bleed is not advisable, it does generally provide longer-lasting relief via its ability to vent some of the pathogenic fluids within the blood. If there is pain at the site, there is probably some degree of local blood stagnation. This often coincides with the week leading up to one’s menses, whereas symptom flares on the heels of one’s menses points more to “Jue Yin” fluid and/or blood deficiency.
Dermatologists often recommend Spirinolactone, which works by stopping aldosterone from signaling the kidneys to reabsorb sodium. This might be a wonderful Band-Aid for some, but unfortunately over time can cause issues as sodium is an essential mineral for transporting nutrients across cell membranes, also for regulating blood pressure. This might explain why two of its most common side effects are dizziness and gastrointestinal issues.
In the treatment of acne it is first important to rule out itching—whether there are oily pathogens beneath the surface and/or an emotional component, that needs our attention. Most important is the Jue Yin-Yang Ming axis. How much heat must our acupuncture and herbal medicines stop from flaring to the person’s skin and how much blood and/or inhibitory substances must we generate to prevent further flares? Dosages or points might be modified on a weekly basis. Striking this prescriptive balance is the key to optimize clinical outcome.
As for self-care, it is advisable in almost all skin conditions to go off dairy for the lifecycle of a red blood cell, or 120 days. Dairy contains the hormone, IGF-1, which increases sebum production. Many people can resume in moderation afterwards. Red meat can go either way as it helps to generate blood and fluids, but can also generate bodily heat. Where one falls along the Jue Yin-Yang Ming imbalance will decide how much steak is advisable. As far as protein goes eggs, fish, and tofu are ideal, as they don’t generate as much heat in the body.
